hey, remember that one time in art class when you and your buddies and all those insanely hot art chicks went crazy and started smearing each other’s soft, smooth, nubile young bodies with finger paint and then all the chicks went nuts and started blowing the guys and dyking out and letting you guys totally nail every conceivable hole in their bodies with your multi-colored cocks? Of course you don’t because it never happened, so we threw this Mad Sex party so you’d know what it would look like if you’d had.