When it comes time to get some cash for their in-ground swimming pool, Tatiana Milovani and her lover must go head to head with hard-assed, hard-drinking, chain-smoking loan officer Rachel. The only problem is: Rachel is none too impressed with the sorry state of their finances. It takes a little bargaining and a ‘golden handshake’ to get the loan process flowing — and one can only imagine what that entails! (hint: pissing)